Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
As a pan ginger i can confirm all of this. also
D̶̟̮̞͍̮͙̲͆̽̐ͫͣ́O͓̫͈̖͕͎͖ͩ̋ͬ̃̒̒̅ͩ͘͘ ͧ̅̑̂͡҉̦̝̪͇̭͟N͖̖ͤ̒ͣ̓ͥͅO̺̫͎̜͊ͤ̊̑͘ͅT̹̤̪͎͎̝͊̃ͩ ̜̖̠͍͎̹͉̱̻̿̆ͩM͓̭̤͆͐̿̃̀ͫ̑͑͜͞Ę͈̦ͥ̍Dͮ͊͂̈ͯͩ͂ͧ҉̤͔̺̹D̛͚̦̠ͩ͡͡L̷͉̙͙̝̞ͥ̓͗͞E̶̡̐̑ͥ̾ͯ̅̽̓ͤ҉̟̱̪ ̛͙̖̪̟̠̏ͬ͊́͛ͯ̿͒͒́Iͣ͏̴̖̰̺͕̼N̗͖ͨ̂̈̅ͫ̽ ̡̞̖̰̞͊̇̐ͯ̂ͧ͌̌̎͡O̰͓̲̳̺̯͎͂ͧͤͬͮ͐͟U̞̬̹̻͉̇̑̀ͨR͚̺ͩ͑̍́͊ͫ͞ ͫ̈̆̀̏̈́̿͘͏̨͎͈̘̣͇̩̠̝̠À̼̬̜̳̻͎̞̜ͥF̵̟̓͡F̣̩͕̼͉̝ͮ̐͜͡A̗͍ͫͫ͗̈́͆̊̆͜͜I̲̺̠̙͔͉̺͎͛̍̒R̶̖̩̩̖̻͚̎͒ͦͪ̏̑͌̇ͅS̶̙̼̖̰ͨ̎͢ ͔̣̥̹̝̒͂͗̌͑̚͟M̢̛̘͚̹ͨͣ̆͌̑͟O͕̘̭̰̥̠̙͔ͨ͂͢R̡̟̼̘̜̩̹͈̤̿̈͗͋̉ͧ͛Ț̤̼̫̺̽̅͑̌̾̑̚A̶̯͖͎͙͖ͬ͂̓́ͩ͋ͭͩ͆ͅĻ̣̩̮͎̱̳͖͎̊͜S̸̵̮̯͛̌͘
As always, I’m overthinking. But, a few people told me they saw the same things. (Kalyn and 2 other friends who aren’t on tumblr.) So, I decided to share it with you guys.
- When Darren started singing, Chris looked a bit overwhelmed by something, as if he was trying to hold back his tears, as if he was trying to fight sudden emotions that entered him. Anyways, he wanted to stay as composed and calm as possible. (around 1:00)
- At the beginning of the song, he winked at Dot,probably to show her that he was okay. (0:50, zoom in if you can’t see anything.)
- Kevin looked at Darren, then at Chris and Dot., (from 1:00 to 1:08) And this one is obvious. You can’t deny it. I’m not making this up. Just watch it. It was a “silent conversation” between Dot, Kevin and Chris.
- 2:28- 2:31 Harry made Chris laugh, and tapped his back. So, this is a very friendly gesture. Maybe, he was trying to make him feel better. I guess?
- And, the lyrics really fit the whole situation, ”Smile though your heart is aching.”
- To go further :
- Chris seemed kind of overwhelmed maybe because he felt this strange feeling tearing him apart, the fact that they were so close and yet so far… Maybe… he got emotional.I suppose.
- Dot was holding his hand the entire time. You can’t really see it in the video but there are plenty of pictures that prove it.
Conclusion : I think this is probably the most obnoxious post in the CrissColfer history. Feel free to judge me! :-)
Jennifer Lawrence didn’t let a shoe mishap (and near fall) stop her from finishing her speech